I HAVE DYSLEXIA (Definitely Not What It Used To Say)
By Oleg Ori

Let's be honest: your brain wrote one joke and your mouth told a completely different one. That's basically what's happening on the back of this hoodie. "I HAVE SEX DAILY" gets boldly crossed out and corrected to "I HAVE DYSLEXIA" — because sometimes the funniest thing about a learning difference is just... letting it speak for itself. Loudly. In crossed-out text. On your back.
This is the hoodie equivalent of a typo you refuse to apologize for.
Made with Bella + Canvas's beloved 3719 blank — the gold standard of "soft enough to nap in, structured enough to leave the house in" — this pullover hoodie is unisex, true to size, and built from a cotton-poly blend that somehow manages to be both cozy AND not look like you raided a gym lost-and-found bin. Drawstring hood, ribbed cuffs, and a kangaroo pocket for hiding snacks, your phone, or your dignity after someone reads your shirt out loud in public.
Why you'll love it:

🧠 A joke that rewards close readers (and punishes people who don't actually read it before laughing)
🧵 Premium retail fleece fabric — soft, substantial, doesn't pill like your ex's personality
🦘 Kangaroo pocket, because pockets are a human right
🎯 Unisex fit that flatters everyone equally, which is more than we can say for most fonts
🐢 Double-lined hood for that "I am a turtle and this is my shell" silhouette
♻️ Ethically sourced, because Oleg Ori has a heart even when the merch has jokes

Fabric & Construction:

52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester fleece
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Sueded fleece — soft against skin without feeling like you're wearing a cloud's evil twin
Double-needle stitching at seams for durability that outlasts most New Year's resolutions
Self-fabric patch on the hood (small, tasteful, not the star of the show — the dyslexia is)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry if you're feeling fancy. Do not iron the print (it has feelings too). Do not bleach. Basically: treat it like you'd treat anyone who's just trying their best.

📏 Size Chart

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. When in doubt, size up — much like the joke on the back, ambiguity is part of the charm.