"Just Try Poison" — Unisex Hoodie

Kindness is overrated, by the way. 😈

Meet the hoodie that says what we all think. With a cheeky retro pin-up graphic and the motto that has become a whole character — "If you can't kill them with kindness, just try poison" — this unisex hoodie is for everyone who is done being nice.

The vintage-meets-dark-humor vibe strikes differently. Whether you love cottagecore-gone-wrong, are crazy about retro aesthetics, or just want a look that turns heads — this one is for you. Soft, cozy, and just a tad crazy. Exactly as it should be.

Available in heather grey, baby blue, ivory, and white. Because even your hoodie deserves to be versatile. Unisex relaxed fit — wear it oversized, wear it however you want
Ultra-soft premium fleece — effortless comfort
Eye-catching retro back print with real attitude
Double-lined hood for extra comfort
Ribbed cuffs and hem that retain their shape

Be sweet. Be soft. Or not. You choose.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Therefore, delivery takes a little longer. By making products to order rather than in large quantities, we reduce overproduction. Thank you for your informed purchasing decision!

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